I've dated people who were a thousand and five. It's not like it sounds - gods and clones were involved. Why am I still talking?! Everyone involved was mentally, biologically and legally an adult!

[ Despite the growing frustration, he is still very much not looking at her. Neither of them sound interested, and the simplest explanation is really to be avoided, but there is clearly something else going on i. ]

Who invited the myth about non-consensual romance? I'm going to have a talk with Jack.