Jaskier also saw some candy hearts sitting on a table and assumed they were free real estate. He ate a few, then noticed the red thread that tied itself around his wrist. He's intrigued, and it only might be dangerous, so of course he's going to follow where it leads. (He does not notice the bright red words hovering above his head stating "I FEAR THAT EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT WILL LEAVE ME")

Finding Dan all trussed up on the couch is a pleasant sight. He looks quite comfortable. He leans oh-so-casually against the door frame.

"Well, I can't say I anticipated this particular surprise, but I certainly won't complain."