"I ain't about to complain about you being the one to find me," Dan says, giving Jaskier bedroom eyes, oblivious to the red thread spelling out I USE SEX AS A DISTRACTION FROM MY EMOTIONS right above him. He squirms on the couch until he's sitting up. He gestures with his nose to Jaskier's own hearts.

"Can't let some free sugar pass you by neither, huh? Reckon this is what we get for liking it sweet." He winks.