"Those elves wouldn't know how to shoot a bow even if their lives depended on it."
It's not like he underestimates anyone based on size...well, no, he has a bit of an ego...but after having observed the elves he wouldn't ever think they can do much.
But yeah, not having seen nor fallen victim to a certain little cherub, he thought the only tiny archer that could exist around here was an elf fooling around with things they shouldn't.
"If there was anyone shooting us everyone would be alarmed. Only thing weird today are the candies forcing you to talk about feelings." Garurumon settled down on the floor like a much smaller dog would, unwittingly leaving himself open to arrow attacks, grumbling. "I didn't need to tell anyone about me trying to hold conversations with the reindeers."
He may be somewhat misanthropic and not trust humans at all, but also he gets lonely!
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"Those elves wouldn't know how to shoot a bow even if their lives depended on it."
It's not like he underestimates anyone based on size...well, no, he has a bit of an ego...but after having observed the elves he wouldn't ever think they can do much.
But yeah, not having seen nor fallen victim to a certain little cherub, he thought the only tiny archer that could exist around here was an elf fooling around with things they shouldn't.
"If there was anyone shooting us everyone would be alarmed. Only thing weird today are the candies forcing you to talk about feelings." Garurumon settled down on the floor like a much smaller dog would, unwittingly leaving himself open to arrow attacks, grumbling. "I didn't need to tell anyone about me trying to hold conversations with the reindeers."
He may be somewhat misanthropic and not trust humans at all, but also he gets lonely!