"Ah yes, two great methods of producing joy for the people of the world," Stacia agrees cheerfully. "Ugh, I need to get my computer skills back up to par so I can steal billionaire digital money. I don't know what tech level you're used to, but I get a little too much glee out of the idea of someone trying to trace a hack back to the North Pole."

It would be hilarious. Stacia indulges in a little giggle at the thought before resuming the conversation.

"So, I'm Stacia, I'm a werewolf. Don't worry, it's not contagious."