"Kinda? Apparently I am the key to finding a vaccine for a virus they created in a lab to destroy the world - weird shit, I know. My, uh, partner-- teammate? I don't know. Well, this chick I know, Sherry, who came to take me into custody and I were in the middle of being kidnapped by the bad guys, so it was kind of a tight spot to be stopped in."
Jake sighs.
"The pact is that I give her a pint of my blood and her boss gives me 50 million dollars. She's the one that cares about saving the world, I call her supergirl. The world is too far gone and they really are better off nuking everything, the only reason why I would consider saving the world is because I'm starting to like her."
Wait what? That doesn't like him. For a moment he feels a sharp pain in his neck, and when he reaches there a cloud of rosey smoke arises.
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Jake sighs.
"The pact is that I give her a pint of my blood and her boss gives me 50 million dollars. She's the one that cares about saving the world, I call her supergirl. The world is too far gone and they really are better off nuking everything, the only reason why I would consider saving the world is because I'm starting to like her."
Wait what? That doesn't like him. For a moment he feels a sharp pain in his neck, and when he reaches there a cloud of rosey smoke arises.
"Ah, great."