"I do not want a compulsion candy." Now that she's threatening that, he swaps to hover mode, or as close as he can get on fluttering wings. "Sorry - I've had a lifetime of holiday themed trickery and capers. It's usually better to retreat until you know what the gimmick is."

He tugs lightly on the string. With the size difference, the motion won't carry down the line to annoy her more. "I'm open to suggestions."