"Yeah, that's hers. I figure she'll be excited to talk to someone who can keep up with her tech terminology. I'm sure I disappoint her a little in that regard."

But Dan doesn't sound sad or self-conscious about that. He knows Cammie likes him for other reasons, and that she's happy to have someone listen to her enthuse and encourage her even with imperfect understanding.

"When in doubt, you can always count on me to sniff out the high quality liquor." If Miguel can tell Dan's a functional alcoholic, well, he can join the club with everyone else. "I don't need snow if you don't. I'm happy to just follow your lead. I've enjoyed getting to know you."