“If I let one get a taste, then the entire pack will swarm in.”

Unbecoming Spider-Man will be keeping a close eye on the candy while he sets up some floral wire to form a ring. Another golden petal or two fall from where they got snagged in locks of hair.

This latest project of his seemed ridiculously low tech considering his usual subject of obsession.

“And like I said, it’s not for them.”